DON’T EVER ASK ANYONE IF YOU LOOK OKAY BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS LOOK FUCKING MAJESTIC. EVEN AT 5AM WHEN YOU GET UP TO PEE AND CATCH SIGHT OF YOURSELF IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR AND YOUR HAIR IS EVERYWHERE AND YOU’VE GOT PILLOW CREASES ON YOUR FACE, EVEN WHEN YOU’RE OUT AND YOUR TOP IS DIRTY AND DOESN’T MATCH YOUR PANTS, EVEN WHEN YOUR DRINK IS DOWN YOUR TOP AND YOUR MAKE UP ACROSS YOUR FACE.
100% FUCKING MAJESTIC
She wants the (ph)D
Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.
1) Visit all the TOWIE boutiques
2) Reply to a text with “Sorry, I’m washing my shoes” - and I know exactly who needs to be the recipient of this!
3) Try bubble tea (this will be accomplished on an overdue trip to London)
4) Go somewhere on lastminute.com
5) Actually find something awesome in a charity shop
…..yes I clearly have grand plans. Who needs skydiving and Thailand? Also, I seem to have made a hobby out of giving food to the homeless. You’d never guess how hard it is (impossible) to give away a Sainsbury’s Basics chocolate bar to 6 housemates!